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Night Tennis is part of Sony Ericsson’s sponsored entertainment, competitions and events program running during the week of the Sony Ericsson Open (March 21st - April 1st). This is the second Night Tennis event, the first premiered in Madrid during the Sony Ericsson Championships in November 2006.
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Tennis is a very easy game to play. There are only two rules: hit the ball, and make extremely loud, irritating, but strangely arousing screaming noises every time you do. Players simply hit the ball back and forth, randomly giving each other points until either time runs out, or the ball disintegrates. Victory can be achieved either by randomly yelling "I WIN!!!" at any point during the game, or throwing the ball (or the racket) over the net and smashing it in to your opponent's face. This will knock him to the ground (hopefully crying).
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Tennis instruction online has one major deficit compared to instruction on court: it's a one-way street. That is why TennisMindGame.com now provides you with instruction videos for beginners as well as advanced players.
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NEW YORK, April 4 /PRNewswire/ -- Beach Tennis USA will hold its Florida Regional Qualifier, April 7-8, on the beach, just north of the Sheraton Yankee Clipper Hotel, in Fort Lauderdale. On Saturday, there will be free instructional play from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. Racquets and balls will be provided, courtesy of Head and .....
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Tennis will begin with registration at 9AM on Friday, February 17th. The event will be a Round Robin, and will include a special raffle. Tickets for tennis only are $75 per person. Tennis including the Reception/Dinner is $125 per person; and Tennis/Golf with Reception/Dinner is $175 per person. Partners are not required.
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Tennis was first played in the early 1900's, when several english sports officials, most ofthem very horny, agreed that cricket simply wasn't a sexy enough sport. A movement advocating nude cricket breifly surfaced, but the game faded into obscurity after several severe injuries (ultimately resurfacing as a low-budget porn film in the early 1990's). So a new game was invented known as "Tennis". Originally, the only rules were that two women had to play, they both had to be hot, and they both had to wear short shorts and bend over whenever possible. At the end of several hours, one of the two players was randomly declared a winner, and given a pair of even shorter shorts to wear to the finals.
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