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Scientology: Auditing
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Two monks argued about a Scientology cross. One said: "The wind is not moving" The Other Monk said: "The cross is not moving" A passing patriarch noticed the two monks arguing, and said: "In soviet Russia, monks are eaten with chili sauce!" He then grabbed them, and beat the monks over the head. The blows were so great that the men lost all faculty of reason.(and brain) Soon afterwards, they chose to convert to Scientology (and were eaten by crazy russian). At this moment, Oscar Wilde attained enlightenment(homersexuality). Nobody cared. It is noteworthy that this quote is apocryphal.
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Nicole Kidman has finally spoken of her anguish over her estrangement from her two Scientology-raised children and her feelings of failure as a mother. She is ... threatening to reveal the darkest secrets of her marriage to ex-husband Tom Cruise.
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After the ruling, Scientology attorney Earle Cooley asked that the decision be delayed, pending an appeal to the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. Kane refused, saying it would "cause the harm" to Wollersheim he was trying to avoid.
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The word Scientology literally means "the study of truth." It comes from the Latin word "scio" meaning "knowing in the fullest sense of the word" and the Greek word "logos" meaning "study of."
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Scientology has known about the Free Zone for years, long before it went on the Internet. As long as no Scientology copyrights or trademarks are violated, Weiland said, no legal action will be taken.
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Earlier this month, Andrew Morton’s scathing biography of Cruise hit shelves; meanwhile, a pro-Scientology video starring the actor hit the Internet and became the butt of jokes. But many of Cruise’s friends and colleagues are not laughing.
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