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Satan: Hell
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On a little side note; It must be known to all that Satan was in secret ... the lover of Stalin, besides his well known relationship with Saddam. Together they often play nasty games with objects that look a lot like bananas, in the basement of the Krim, also known as hell. Saddam apparently knows what is going on, but he lets Satan think he doesn't so that he can spy on them when they're "playing", which gives him a goddam high. It is believed that Saddam machinated his own trial in order to get himself executed, so that he could spent eternity with Satan, his one true love.
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After being cast down, Satan takes control of Hell. It's unclear whether he actually seizes Hell, or if Hell is granted to him by divine mandate. Later theologians dodge this question by pretty much defining Hell as "where Satan is." From hell, Satan continues to wage war on God.
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[O]f World War XI 1/2, a guy named Retardo Montalban lived and went to hell, thereby playing Yahtzee against Satan for eternity. The game is at a standstill (World War XI 1/2 didn't happen yet) and Satan can't seem to find the twelve-sided dice. He has ... mentioned that he is not eager to resume the game, as he was recently robbed in the Dark Forest of Morthryn by a paladin gnome, thus losing gold and eXperience Points.
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