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Roman Abramovich: Man
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It is widely known that Roman Abramovich is ... known as the chemical substance "oil". Many worshippers believe oil is exactly like oxygen but tastier however the taste has never been confirmed since all those who have inhaled it have unfortunately died of unknown illnesses. Roman in 2003 decided that he should have his own element and erased the element Radium so that his new element Romanium could have number 88. This caused serious problems especially for owners of Radium watches who suddenly found they couldn't tell others the time.
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The Moscow Times is reporting today that Roman Abramovich, the richest man in Russia, has resigned as Governor of the Far Eastern region of Chuhotka. Abramovich reportedly wanted to spend more time developing his holdings in the metals business.
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Fans are excited by the talent - from Cameroon, Argentina, Ireland, Romania - that Abramovich has already signed up. And the season started well with a 2-1 win against rivals Liverpool Sunday, as Abramovich looked on with obvious delight. But most admit there's a long way to go before "Chelski" can eclipse major European rivals like Real Madrid, Manchester United, or Juventus.
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[T]he new offer means even then Abramovich may not get his man. Another Dutchman, current Holland coach Marco van Basten, is ... on the list. But he, too, will not leave his current job until after Euro 2008 – and his team look set to make it to the finals.
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