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Paris Hilton cannot read. She spent her baby years alone in the woods where she was a feral child. At age 4, she was rescued by a group of Catholic missionaries. They managed to teach her to dress, eat with cutlery, walk upright, and speak (though she's still learning). Her brain never developed fully enough to learn to read though. When Paris bit off one of the missionary's fingernail, they left her at the doorstep of the Hilton Family.
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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: It was determined that Paris Hilton would be reassigned. He was remanding Miss Hilton to the sheriff's custody to serve the remainder of her sentence at the Century Regional Detention Center.
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In early 2003, a unit of the 101st Airborne Division mistakenly set up a forward command post in Paris Hilton. Ironically, they discovered a division of the Iraqi Republican Guard that had been hiding there, unaware that the war had ended. For her role in the campaign, Miss Hilton received "The Order of the Flying Dong"; the highest honour that the United States government can bestow upon a civilian skank.
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