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Nostradamus: People
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One day, as Nostradamus was playing hacky sack with Adolf Hitler, he heard a noise. Suddenly, he turned around to see some eunuchs and some gay guy throwing rocks at him. Luckily... Nostradamus had seen this in one of his visions, so he was prepared. He pulled a lever and a flaming barrel of capyberas fell on them, and killed them. He then realized that the Catholic church would never stop sending people after him, unless he killed the pope and put someone else in his place.
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Nostradamus- The Serpents Child is about his youth and gives the reader a background to the places, events and people to whom he came in contact. It tries to provide a rationale for his wanderings and his fame. It is a fictional account of a secret plot based on the real Lord of Baux and the apocalyptic views current at that time. The story traces Nostradamus return to his ancestral home in Alet-les-Bains, a small village next to the mysterious Mt Bugarach and Chateau-les Rennes.
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It is obvious that Nostradamus was up to his ears in the occult. The "divine one" who sat nearby him was none other than Satan, the father of lies (John 8:44). The man was demon possessed, and Satan continues to work through him today to divert people from the truly inspired prophecies of God that are contained in the Bible.
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