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Jessica Simpson: Ashlee Simpson
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Jessica was born from the incest relationship of Bart Simpson and sister Lisa Simpson. She was born deformed because of the circumstances of her conception, horribly disfigured with no yellow skin, no bulging eyes or huge overbite, and an amazing 5 fingers and 5 toes instead of the 4 babies in Springfield are usually born with. This horrified and bewildered the citizens of Springfield to the point that they eventually o dumped her into a trans-dimensional portal, seen in the "Homer³" Simpsons episode (Treehouse of Horror VI), and thusly she arrived into a dumpster in Ventura Canyon Avenue in Sherman Oaks, California. (close to an erotic cakes store). This is why this cartoon of human stupidity lives here now. She was adopted by a couple from Abilene, Texas and was later reunited with her long-lost sister, Ashlee Simpson... born from a night of Bart-Lisa incestual humping.
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Simpson has had many commercials, mainly with Pizza Hut and Proactiv Solution. She ... has a commercial with Ice Breakers, along with her sister Ashlee. She has had up to three Pizza Hut commercials, the first in 2004, advertising the new Buffalo Wing Pizza (costarring The Muppets). In 2005, she started advertising Proactiv Solution, an over-the-counter acne medicine. In 2006, she premiered another Pizza Hut commercial for the Super Bowl broadcast. She sang "These Bites Are Made For Poppin'," in reference to the song "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'," to advertise the new Cheesy Bites Pizza.
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Perhaps fearing a confrontation over her alleged Sidekick messages to Paris Hilton, The New York Daily News reports Lindsay Lohan barred Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee Simpson from her MTV Movie Awards after-party at the Standard Hotel in Los Angeles. "Jessica and Ashley pulled up to the valet to go to the party, and they told them they were not allowed in, by Lindsay's request," another guest revealed. "All of the staff was told not to let them in. Basically high school drama. Jessica tried to act like it wasn't a big deal, and left, but you could tell she was crushed. The valet boys were laughing." Though Lohan's PR rep insisted the incident was just a "misunderstanding at the door", a source close to the 'Herbie' star insisted: "Lindsay did not want them in there."
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Geoff Mayfield, Billboard's director of charts, pointed to a combination of factors in explaining Simpson's success with Autobiography. He described Simpson as the "right thing at the right time" and said: "The MTV show is a huge catalyst, radio jumped all over the song, and her famous sister opened the door. If Jessica never happened, then Ashlee doesn't get her own show and this album doesn't happen." Zena Burns of Teen People, while noting the importance of effective promotion and Simpson's connection to Jessica, stressed the appeal of "Pieces of Me" in explaining her success: "Ashlee has an amazing promotional machine, and it doesn't hurt to have Jessica and MTV behind you, but she ... came out with an insanely catchy pop single."[1]
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AP - Between them, sisters Jessica and Ashlee Simpson have had one high-profile divorce, an embarrassing lip-synch scandal, plastic surgeries both obvious and subtle, blame for a Dallas Cowboys loss, and an impresario father looming over it all. more»
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[Jessica and Ashlee Simpson] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell.
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