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Japan: Prime Minister
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Image:Burn_up_JAPAN_.gif Lying on a fault line located on the shell of a huge turtle, Japan is vulnerable to many natural disasters, up to and including earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, tornadoes, avalanches and capitalism. The current capital city, Takeshi's Castle, has been destroyed and rebuilt by giant robots no less than 3 times. In addition, because Japan is a nation full of sinners, they are ... subject to a bevy of non-fault line related disasters, such as Crustacean Based Monster Attacks, meteorites, and bad evening dramas. God has also blighted the Japanese populace with reduced height and breast size, as per the Pope's request. Said incident arose when former Japanese Prime Number Junichiro Koizumi mistakenly ejaculated on the Virgin Mary. (See also: Sticky Mary Debacle).
Since taking office in September, Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda has backtracked on pledges to cut spending and now wants to extend an unpopular gas tax that's hurting consumers as Japan's economy stalls. The move has set his ruling coalition on a collision course with an opposition firmly determined to drive the Fukuda administration into a corner. - Hisane Masaki (Jan 24, '08)
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During the Sato cabinet in the 1960's, it is reported that Japan secretly studied the development of nuclear weapons. On 17 June 1974, Japanese Prime Minister Tsutomu Hata told reporters that "it's certainly the case that Japan has the capability to possess nuclear weapons but has not made them." This remark aroused widespread concern in the international media at that time.
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