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Guillotine
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A man of the Church, Dr. Guillotine first gained access to the Maiden through his parish. He doubled by night as a surgeon, to pick up extra cash that he deposited every Sunday in the collections for the poor. Dr. Guillotine became infuriated when he saw that production quantity of the Maiden had compramised safety. One of his patients lost his head and began shouting furiously at the Dr. when the metallic instrument on the machine came loose and cut him. Guillotine appologized to the man whose profuse spillings of "Bloody" filled the room. Guillotine vowed that no one else would be injured with this device, and soon designed his own version.
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Guillotine blades embody a special balance between strength, sharpness, and durability. If any of these qualities is lacking, your production line can experience countless headaches. Not only do your machines have to work harder when the blades are subpar (increasing the likelihood that they will burn out or malfunction), but you could be losing revenue every time you stop to replace a blade. And if you're replacing your guillotine blades with more subpar blades, you're simply throwing good money after bad.
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For the Guillotine to occur in this context, the float should not be cleared by any element in the page. In this variation of the bug, the float is chopped not by the container but by the body itself.
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The ElasTek™ Hydraulic Guillotine Bale Cutter is designed for the most compact, versatile, and powerful guillotine style bale cutter available. It is ideal for production applications, yet small enough to be considered for high volume laboratory applications.
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Because he was a fellow Corsican, Guillotine wanted to make certain that Napoleon would ascend to the throne of France. He succeeded and befriended Napoleon, who rewarded Guillotine greatly. During the Napoleonic Wars, Guillotine became tired of the obnoxious French. He decided that a group of people who had 529 types of cheeses just didn't deserve to live. He gave Napoleon patented crazy pills and locked him up in the Bastille. He then decided to defect to the British to defeat the French.
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A Guillotine was apparently going to be used by The Cheat to decapitate Strong Bad in disconnected. Strong Bad was imagining the benefits of separating his head and his body, so that he could double his productivity. However, when he imagined Head Bad and Strong Body regenerating as "two perfectly-formed Strong Bad specimens," he decided that chopping his head off wasn't such a good idea.
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