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Al Gore is the creator of the environment and the First Emperor of the Moon. There are many myths relating to how he rode the mighty moon worm. Nostradamus predicted that in 2013 Al Gore will be killed by a falling sheet of ice while researching climate change at the North Pole. Al Gore postulated the Anonymous-Asshattery Paradigm, which revolutionized how the world looks at the internet. If you look closely at Al Gore you will notice that he is actually a very badly carved lolly stick. The ASCII value of Al Gore's name adds up to 666, therefore he is the anti-christ.
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Gore Mountain is located in North Creek, New York. Gore has 79 ski trails and 11 chair lifts. Gore Mountain’s ski trails are 10 percent beginner, 60 percent intermediate, and 30 percent advanced. Gore Mountain provides lessons and programs for skiers of all levels and offers family friendly skiing for skiers of all ages.
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Al Gore has recently received criticism for his environmental issues. When it was discovered that Gore's electric utility bill is 20 times higher than the average American's[12] many of his detractors accused him of not living up to his own standards. Gore's defenders claim that the majority of that power came from 'green', or environmentally friendly, power sources such as solar and wind power. These power sources are much more expensive than traditional power sources such as coal and nuclear power.[Citation Needed]
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Al Gore has spoken: The world must embrace a "carbon-neutral lifestyle." To do otherwise, he says, will result in a cataclysmic catastrophe. "Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb," warns the website for his film, An Inconvenient Truth. "We have just 10 years to avert a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tailspin."
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In 2006, Al Gore visited the Middle East conference in Saudi Arabia, and gave a speech at how the USA was responsible for the Crusades and other stuff the Muslim Terrorists accuse the USA of anyway. The host thanked Al Gore for his speech, but said it was really a conference on the future of oil in the Middle East and that they wanted peace with the USA. This stirred up a lot of trouble, and riots broke out. Before you knew it, War broke out when Iran went to war with the USA based on what Al Gore said in his speech. After that other nations like Finland and Sweden started the war, which made the War on Terra last even longer, and led to World War III. Al Gore was later quoted as saying "Oops, wrong speech.
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Often, the GOP didn't even have to prompt the press to create Gore exaggerations - reporters did it all on their own. During a September campaign stop, Gore recalled to a crowd of union workers that his mother used to sing him to sleep at night using "Look for the Union Label" as a lullaby. The press started digging and discovered the story was a fraud and "must be labeled untrue," as USA Today's political columnist Walter Shapiro reported. The TV jingle was written in 1975, when Gore was twenty-seven years old. The story was quickly picked up by cable TV's talkers and print columnists as another "bizarre fabrication."
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