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In Street Fighter II, Chuck Norris was originally supposed to be a character. But there was a glitch in which every attack move was a one hit kill roundhouse kick. So they took him out. Chuck Norris responded to this by saying, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick-related deaths.
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Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris have just received identical orders to eliminate each other without knowing who their actual targets are. These instructions have lead both of them to an abandoned warehouse located at a dormant shipping port.
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Born March 10, 1940 - American action star Chuck Norris first learned martial arts while serving in the Air Force. From 1968 through 1974, he held the world's middleweight karate championship title. During this period, he made his film debut in The Wrecking Crew (1968) and his TV bow on a 1970 episode of Room 222.
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When Chuck Norris used to go trick or treating with his son, he did not wear a costume, but would ring the door bell and wait while crouching in a position ready to attack. One time, an old woman opened the door and asked politely, “what are you supposed to be?” Naturally, Chuck was offended that the woman did not recognize his trademark face and proceeded to roundhouse kick her in the chest. After her body exploded with one kick, Chuck left the body, grabbed all of the candy, and fled. To this day, everyone in Chuck’s hometown leaves their Halloween candy outside in a bowl.
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma. His mother was Irish-English and his father was Cherokee. Norris joined the Air Force after high school, with the goal of training in the Security Police in preparation for a career in law enforcement. It was in the Air Force, while stationed in Korea, that Chuck was introduced to martial arts. One night on duty, Norris realized that he couldn't arrest a rowdy drunk without pulling his weapon.
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