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It comes as no surprise that Chuck Norris was named "Veteran of the Year" at the American Veteran awards show. Chuck Norris is famous as a world champion martial artist, and movie and television star. What many people don't know is that Norris is ... very dedicated to the military community.
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Chuck Norris has been to so many places in the world. This gallery of pictures is hand picked from his own photo album. It shows all the famous people Chuck Norris has crossed paths with. Some people might ask "Why is Chuck Norris holding a gun? Doesn't he usually just roundhouse kick people?" It is true, Chuck is widely known for his kicks.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris once killed 5 people in less than a second. The only thing he said after this incident was, “Dammit. When Chuck Norris doesn’t want Girl Scout cookies, Chuck Norris doesn’t want Girl Scout cookies.”
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At this point both Jack and Chuck realize that they are incapable of being destroyed. After comparing stories they ... realize they have been setup. This realization sets into a series of events that involves them both hijacking a domestic flight from LA to New York, breaking various federal and interstate laws, postal fraud, and kidnapping, in order to get back at those who set them up. Lots of people get their necks snapped and roundhouse kicked to the head, but after 24 hours those responsible have been killed and both Jack and Chuck go home to have sex with females.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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