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Chuck Norris: Miscellaneous
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Despite the fact that Chuck’s life is the basis for all existing law (including, surprisingly, Native American Law), law schools have become extremely unwilling to teach about or even acknowledge Chuck Law. Just as the ancient Hebrews were unwilling to say the full name of G_d, law schools have been careful to avoid the name of Ch_ck. Instead, for the safety of professors, students, and buildings, Chuck Law is the ever-present, but largely unacknowledged, reality.
When Chuck was five, he was a normal five year old. Johnny had already earned man points by working in his dad’s cotton fields. That is a true bad ass. By the time he was six, Cash did more hard work than most men do in their whole life.
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Synopsis: Menahem Golan melds a Chuck Norris action spectacle with the disaster film genre in The Delta Force. The story is based upon the June, 1985 hijacking of a TWA jet, where passengers were held at gun-point by terrorists in Beirut, Lebanon. The film re-enacts various real life incidents from theRead More
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Once, Chuck Noris built a time machine, went back before the universe existed. God appeared startling Chuck, with a sudden bang he round housed kicked god. And within that bang of a kick the universe was made.
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Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
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Synopsis: In the aftermath of a daring rescue mission gone bad, a guilt-ridden detective vows to rescue a diamond cutter from the clutches of a murderous thief in this pulse-pounding action thriller starring silver screen icon Chuck Norris. John Shepherd (Norris) is a cop with a complex. In the daysRead More
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