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Chuck Norris once round house kicked his son for misbehaving. He hit him so hard it killed him. He brought him back to life with his powers and round house kicked him again for dying.
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Zwischenzeitlich beschäftigte sich Chuck Norris auch mit anderen Kampfkünsten, wie dem Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, welches er bei den Machados übte. Eine Kampfsporttechnik, die mittlerweile schon fest mit seinem Namen verbunden wird, ist der Roundhouse-Kick.
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Chuck Norris once made a guest apperance on the Emeril show, only when Chuck said, "BAM!" Emeril's head exploded and a women gave birth in the audience. All the while cooking the perfect Creme broulet.
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Chuck Norris once went to a casino and placed a wooden nickel on a blackjack table. The dealer raised his hand to stop him, but Chuck quickly pulled his arm down and won $4000 on a slot machine.
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To give Chuck Norris at least some credit, he is right to notice that the effects of traditional, orthodox Christianity are being minimized — but that's as close as he manages to come to a legitimate and accurate point. Unfortunately, he fails to understand the reality of America's past and history by attributing this development to evil atheists.
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The only reason Santa comes by only once a year is because that’s all Chuck Norris permits him too. Serves the fat bastard right after once making a comment about his beard being better than Chuck Norris’s
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