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Al Gore: Live Earth
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Al Gore suits up to fight global warming. Al Gore's future biography will closely follow that of Earth itself. In 2097, after a lengthy bout with (and successful recovery from) old age, Al Gore will start a religion based on Scientology, neo-paganism, Islam, a kooky version of environmentalism, and vegetarianism. It will be called Gaiaism and its followers will be inducted into the church by repeating the following prayer three times out loud while facing each in succession: Soviet Russia, Stonehenge, Eurabia, and the Amazon Rain Forest. (Each new Gaiaismist chooses which holy site to pray towards first):
The Al Gore traveling road show would have at least some credibility if he would stop generating the gasses he claims are drowning the polar bears! How about Algore trekking across the prairies on foot? Algore sailing across the earth’s oceans with nary an auxillary greenhouse-gas producing engine? This spreading the word while burning up tons of jet fuel is getting old, Al!
"George Bush lives environmentalism whereas Al Gore only gives it lip service, yet he's is hailed as God's greatest gift to the environment," wrote blogger Kim Priestap. She was but one of many conservatives jumping on the story.
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Gore's tenants The other widely publicized Al Gore scandal has to do with the many fundraising phone calls he made from his official residence. The calls themselves are not that big a deal -- most congressman do the same, they just don't live in a government-owned building -- but two bad things are clear from all of this.
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Gore as a field reporter in Vietnam In 1998, Gore began promoting a NASA satellite that would provide a constant view of Earth, marking the first time such an image would have been made since The Blue Marble photo from the 1972 Apollo 17 mission. The "Triana" satellite would have been permanently mounted in the L1 Lagrangian Point, 1.5 million km away.[56]
FACT: Gore has voted on numerous occasions to raise the tax on gasoline. In his book Earth In The Balance Gore claims that the nation's number one enemy is the internal combustion engine.
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