"Al Murray, the Pub Landlord, returning for a season at the Playhouse near Charing Cross, is the voice of Little England squire, pulling a pint for the gentleman and a glass of white wine for the lady. Bald, bullish and bigoted, he makes Alf Garrnett sound like a wooly liberal. His views are those of the pub bore, confidential cab driver and patriotic soccer hooligan all rolled into one. And his discharges them in a torrent of myoptic meandering in a mauve blazer and short-sleeved shirt while cheerfully insulting members of the audience. Teaching? Since they abolished the cane, it's not attracted the right sort of people.