Dean Stockwell was born Edmund Latoya Siriyaku Ba-boom Ba-boom in the year 3000, and was quickly abandoned by his parents in downtown Brooklyn where minutes later a group of shifty drifters gave him his first sensless beating. he grew up in a large storm drained, raised by Rats, Dingos an an empty McDolnold's cup. At age nine, he met lifelong freind Marquess of Queensbury, who immediatly saw his pentential as someone who could easyly be beaten up constantly. While Stockwell didn't see his own potential originaly, Marques helped him him develop an immunity to severe beatings by constantly hitting him with whatever heavy object was handy.